AISubs v3.7
It's summer vacation soon, so I think it will be difficult for students to study freely.
I hope you think it will be a hint of something.
This time we have prepared a fairly wide project.
It is...
"Tournament Handmade Proud Device Championship"!
"Proud device"?
"Device" in a fairly broad sense.
I told you to make something.
This time, the device is...
Oh, that's good. Let's say it together.
Our device is amazing.
Your device is amazing, too.
That's all it says.
It's hot and it's hard, so let's take a look.
Yes! Let's go!
There is a device here, so let's go.
What is this?
It's a motorcycle helmet.
Motorcycle helmet?
Yes.
What is it?
What's wrong with you? Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Who are you?
I am...
Luke Saraje.
What?
Luke... Luke Saraje?
Not Luke.
I'm here to collect your wages.
What?
Am I going to die?
When I asked you, you said "device?"
I'm going to take your life away.
What?
Can you take my life away?
The one with life and shape is the most beautiful when it dies.
Is it Luke or Duke Saraje?
Which one are you copying?
I came here and said "death note" and "death note".
"Death note computer", right?
I never knew "death note" could be "note computer".
You can prepare it.
I'm here to collect your wages.
I didn't know there was no radio here.
What is this?
Pepe! Pepe! Pepe!
He's crazy.
But...
Don't say "but".
You're going too far.
But...
Just like a human being is destined to die,
a device can also die.
By the way, my life expectancy is 120 minutes.
It's shorter than I thought.
It's too hot.
I'm going to suffer the death of the device you made.
I made it 94 minutes.
What?
94 minutes?
Oh, here it is.
Device, 94 minutes later, dig your heart out.
I don't like it.
If the device is broken as it is, I will say "I did it!"
But if there is too much of it, it will be broken.
So, this time, I'm going to do a test to show off my device.
I'm not going to make a video like "I thought about studying for two years."
I'm going to make a device that is broken in 94 minutes, and the one who makes it will win.
I was changed!
Even the plan was eaten!
The person who is the furthest from 94 minutes will be punished for sticking with me for a short period of time.
What?
Wait a minute.
I'm not listening.
What are you going to make me do?
At first glance, it may look like I'm doing my best.
But you guys are doing your best.
Are you going to make a device?
I've already been punished, so it's a really cute punishment game.
It's a two-minute game.
What was it?
Round, red and delicious.
For humans...
Apple?
That's it.
I'm going to eat it.
I only eat bitter apples.
Then, shall we start cleaning up?
Yes.
It's going to be a big deal.
Be careful when you walk.
It's like this.
We're not humans.
We're Dukes.
- The first device. - It's me.
- Can I take this off first? - Yes.
- An apple. - It's an apple jelly.
It's just a red-dyed jelly.
- You can check the amount of gelatin in the jelly. - I see.
- When you suck it in, the device itself vibrates. - It vibrates.
- If you put in too much gelatin, it gets hard and doesn't vibrate much. - I see.
- It vibrates when it's soft. - Wait a minute.
What's a device that can check the hardness of gelatin?
- A centrifugal device. - Please don't get me wrong.
- It's a vibrating device. - Yes, it's a vibrating device.
- That's what it is. - By the way, I don't know what will happen if you put this device in, but will it harden if you put it in?
- Shall we put it in? - For a moment.
- Just for demonstration.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Is it shaking? - The jelly doesn't shake that much.
- Can we stop it one more time? - Can we stop it one more time?
- Well, there are things like this. - It feels like it's doing something.
- It sounds like it's doing something. - It sounds like it's doing something.
- What happens if I die? - Well, either the device itself won't work or the jelly will crumble and fall.
- It's fatal if you think "this device is dead" when you see it. - It's fatal.
- That's what I want you to judge. - Yes.
- Next up is me. - Yes.
- Is this a bridge? - Yes, it is.
- This is the most simple bridge that has evolved humanity.
- Bridge of bridges. - Bridge of bridges.
- Did you just make fun of me? - No, no, no, no, no.
- You're so funny. - This is a bridge made without glue or nails, which Leonardo da Vinci came up with.
- Yes. - This is very heavy from above, but not so much from the side.
- I see. - So, in case of a typhoon, in order to see what will happen,
- you have to move this, and after 94 minutes, the typhoon won't be able to withstand it and it will break. - Gasha!
- It will be "gasha"! - After 94 minutes, "gasha"!
- If that happens, this device will die. - What will happen to this fan later?
- Is it possible to change it halfway through? - No, you can't change it halfway through.
- I'm sorry, but I'm out of life. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I think this might be good. - Then, let's go over here.
- Yes, I hear something popping. - What did you just do?
- I just... - Was there something around here?
- Yes, it was here. - Can we say you're out of life now?
- I'm out of life. - Bad game!
- Ah! Wait, wait, wait! - The wheel fell off!
- This is a big pillow. - Ah, it's a big pillow!
- It doesn't matter. - What is this?
- Is there an electromagnetic wave hanging in an Ultraman's basket?
- Well, it's a device that allows people who are working hard to create things artificially. - I see.
- You can practice cheering like this.
- The electromagnetic wave will shake and the Ultraman will fall like this.
- Here, too... - Oh, you're right.
- There's a little blade here, so... - Wow!
- There's a possibility that this part will break due to vibration. - You're right.
- If it breaks, it's over.
- Even if it breaks, it's important for Ultraman to say, "I can do it!" - If it doesn't touch the ground, it's over.
- Do you understand? - Yes. - Wow!
- Now, next... - Wow! - It's huge! - It's amazing!
- You've done it too much. - This is my device.
- It looks like a device. - This is...
- I was really worried about it and thought about it while writing "NO" and "SHINEN" in a cafe.
- It's a deck and car cleaner. - Oh! - That's right!
- If you've already seen it, it's easy. I'll do a demonstration.
- There's a string here.
- It's a torch. - Yes.
- Pull this and... - I'll do it. - Yes.
- Torch, start! - Oh, it's working!
- Wow! - It's working!
- It's a pantyhose! - Wow!
- How is it? - Even if you ask me...
- I think it's exactly 94 minutes. - Oh!
- There are many places like this, so it's likely to break somewhere. - I see.
- The string or... - Yes, the string can be cut or...
- The pillar can be distorted several times. - I see.
- Did you make it for girls' panties? - Well, yes.
- I wanted girls' "ahhh"s. - Does that mean you like girls with broken heads?
- No, no, no! I'm not going to reflect on myself! - Oh!
- This is my device. - Yes.
- So, we have all the devices here. - Yes.
- Shall we start and determine the time? - Yes.
- Let's set up! - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes, we're ready!
- I'll start the broken torch in 94 minutes! - Yes!
Ready, set...
90 MINUTES LATER...
- Start! - Go for it!
- I remember you had a fighter jet. What did you do with it? - I tuned it.
- You tuned it? - Yes.
- So you can't fly it at all now, right? - No.
- You're doing your best now, right? - I'm not doing my best, but I'll do my best.
- Go for it! - Excuse me!
- Hold on a second, please. - The device isn't broken, but...
- The motor got stuck in the tape and probably stopped. - What?
- I'm dead! - Yumemaru!
- It's probably stuck in the tape!
- What are you doing? - Yumemaru!
- Oh, it's stuck! - Yumemaru...
- Ah! - Huh?
- Huh?
- Yumemaru? - I'm sorry!
- I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! - You're kidding me!
- You're too fast! - You're too fast!
- I'm dead! - Is there such a boring way of dying?
- What are you doing? - Seriously, what am I doing?
- What are you doing? - You're kidding me!
- I'll hold an apple for a month. - Hold an apple for a month!
- I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry! - Nothing happened!
- I hope you're doing well. - Thank you for your hard work.
- I'm really sorry. - Tetsuya, I'm really sorry!
- It must be really hard for you. - You can do it, Ultraman!
- This is bad. - What's wrong?
- Wait, there's something there. - It smells like laundry detergent.
- I just noticed. Isn't it leaking? - Yeah, it is.
- Isn't it leaking? - Yeah, it is.
ULTRAMAN TETSUYA
- No way! - What do we do?
- I'm dead! - What?
- I'm dead! - What about you, Taibou?
- I'm dead in 3 seconds! - No way!
- What's going on? - Why was it laundry detergent?
- Maybe it's just a dumbbell. - Yeah.
- I think so too. - Yeah.
- Don't say it.
- Yeah. - I know how you feel.
- This is number 2! - No way!
- You should hold an apple too. - This is the same as number 0.
- No way! - Wait!
- They made this huge thing and stuck their foreheads in it. - I didn't know it would break like this.
- I didn't know it would break like this.
- I want to see how you two are doing. - It's only been 94 minutes.
- I think you'll win if you make it this far. - You can do it!
- You can do it! You can do it, ULTRAMAN!
- It's pretty stable. - It's pretty stable.
- This will definitely fall one day. - I think this is a problem.
- It's stable right now. - If the wind suddenly gets stronger, will it die?
- What kind of rules are there for it to suddenly break? - I don't have confidence in this world.
- If there's a strong wind blowing in the mountains of Okazaki City, won't it break? - It will.
- This is Soyo Wind. It's blowing in Okazaki City.
- If a bug flies in here and a beetle flies in here... - That's not good.
- Shizuo, you might be left behind here today. - What?
- Shizuo might be waiting for you in Shizuoka. - That's scary.
- Oh yeah, the reunion hasn't been decided yet. - Really?
- Oh yeah, it's only been 4 minutes. - Oh yeah, I'm not sure about Yumemura.
- No, but I'm holding an apple. - But I'm holding an apple.
- Well, I'm holding an apple too.
- Is it possible that I'm still in second place? Is it possible that I'm in first place?
- If you surpass 188 votes, you'll be in first place. - That's crazy.
- It's possible that I'm in first or second place, but I'm still holding an apple.
- I can hold an apple for 3 or 4 minutes.
- This is a big problem.
- Well, let's not turn the camera around and go somewhere else.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Well, let's go somewhere else and go somewhere else.
- See you later. - See you later.
[Next episode]
- Hey, hey! - Man!
- Man, wait! Hang in there! - Man!
- 18 minutes and 13 seconds. - Man!
- I'm dying! - I'm dying!
- Man! - No way!
- I thought you would make it. - Huh?
- What? - Suddenly, bam, bam, and it came.
- Yeah. - Huh? Wait...
- It's 18 minutes like Mt. Run. - Huh? Is that so?
- No, it's 18 minutes. - Why do you remember?
- No, it's... - It's important because it's my life record.
- You're an apple too. - Huh?
- 3 apples. - 3 apples.
- You can make weird videos for 2 weeks. - Apple pie.
- Come to think of it... - How do you break this thing?
- It's just been 94 hours. - I think so too.
- There's a way. - There is.
- If you can break it in 2 hours, you win, right? - You win a lot.
- The moment it breaks, it's worth seeing. - Yeah.
- Everyone's eyes are like this. - Yeah.
- It hurts. - Yeah.
- Let's wait. - Yeah.
[30 MINUTES LATER...]
- 30 minutes have passed. - There's a customer here, right?
- That's right. - Seriously, there's a 1.5 mm bug here.
- Ugh, come and fight me. - It's like this, right?
- Yeah, it's like that. - As a factor...
- It's like a gunshot or something. - Oh no, was there such a thing?
- There's nothing wrong with it. - There's nothing wrong with it.
- Yeah.
[30 MINUTES LATER...]
- 1 hour has passed. - Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it.
- He's good. - He's good.
- Let's go on a little more picnic. - Yeah.
[30 MINUTES LATER...]
- 80 minutes have passed. - Yeah.
- You think you've done it, don't you, Rin-san? - This is not good.
- If you don't move, it'll gradually get scraped off. - Yeah.
- Well, we're still getting close to your best score. - Yeah.
- If it gets scraped off all of a sudden, it'll be the most difficult. - Let's wait another 14 minutes. - Okay.
[14 MINUTES LATER...]
- The time of fate is coming. - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 94 MINUTES PASSED! - It won't break.
- The score is getting worse and worse. - But there's no hope. - There's no hope.
- It hasn't moved an inch. - Not even an inch.
- If it's past 94 minutes and it's like a problem before the start of 0 seconds, it's an overwhelming stop. - We don't know what's going to happen in the future.
- We're going home. - What? No way.
- Because if you make something so sturdy like this, it's dangerous. - Because it's the same thing if you bring something square.
- Shut up! - Let's continue and wait for it to pass. - Okay.
[TWO HOURS LATER...]
- Two hours have passed. - Yes.
- Don't comment like that every time. - Because there's no God of Death anymore, it's no good. - Huh? No, it's okay.
- Because I said it first, it's 120 minutes. - No, it's not like that. - Also, there's a man who died.
- My stomach hurts! - He's somewhere with a pretty big voice. - Oh, it's you.
- Let's end it! - Let's end it! I'm begging you! - Let's end it! - I'm begging you! - Let's end it! - Please!
- No, no, no! - Let's end it! - Is it about an hour left? - There's still a chance! - Let's pray!
- Now, the moment of fate is approaching. - What is this? What are you doing? - Huh? It doesn't look like it. - What are you doing? - Are you going that far?
- Huh? - There's only 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 left!
- 188 minutes have passed! - Huh?
- So, the amount is... the lowest! - I'm the lowest?
- The amount is the lowest! - Does that mean we're all apples?
- Strictly speaking, the amount is the lowest. - Because you're the farthest away?
- The amount is the lowest. - We're losing even at 0 minutes?
- Is it better to come empty-handed? - I guess so.
- Isn't it bad? - Can we do it today?
- Let's do it. - But, the distance is...
- It's not good even if it's far? - Let's get a little closer.
- Huh? - Is it that strong?
- Oh! - Oh!
- If we were a little closer today, we might have had a good time. - Yeah, if we shook our heads and were like, "Hmm... Hmm..."
- We might have had a good time. - Yeah.
- So, I thought at first glance, "This guy looks really strong," or "What's up with Shibayu," but...
- You can't tell just by looking, can you? - Hahaha!
- It's not good to decide things just by looking. - Yeah.
- I understood that very well, so let's be careful. - Yeah.
- So, Shibayu-san, congratulations on winning! - Congratulations!
- This is it! This is weird! - Yeah!
- Anbracchi! Anbracchi won! - Anbracchi, right?
- And then, the ring shop. - Hahaha!
- Everyone? - Well, I have one.
- No, I... I also have one. - Well, I also have one.
- I won, but... - I... I have one.
- Hahaha! - Ehehehe!
- I don't think you have one like that. - Hahahahaha!
- Until we're free and healthy, we learn from other people's mistakes and I hope you all take advantage of them.
- Until next time, please take care of me. - Hahaha!
- I don't know if we'll be able to end it in the next video, but thank you for watching today! - Thank you!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye for real.